‘Witness Protection Programme’

If I were a mob boss, these sleeves would be sleeping with the fishes as I speak. These sleeves are dead to me.

Last seen yesterday. Current whereabouts unknown.

What do we need arms for anyway? That moment – when some clever monkey decided to come down from the trees, when God had some left-over human-dough, when Zeus had that twinkle in his eye, whatever you want to believe – that moment? A pox on it! A pox!! Now we have arms that I have to knit for.

There’s nothing wrong with some fins and a versatile set of teeth, you know.

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